It's the house of one thousand corpses, you dumb piles of dog shit!

We must forge ahead on Eddie Murphy franchises, as there are many to get through. We discuss our weird relationships with Walter Hill, plus attempt Nick Nolte impressions and welcome back to the show our old friend the Wishmaster.

Hey, did you know that there's a new American Pie movie on Netflix? Well, there is. And we discussed it for about an hour.

We rank the films of Sam Raimi, while the D-Chain gets annoyed by another horror remake and Henry the Red gets excited about the third US President in Franchise history.

It's almost an achievement that it's taken us so long not to do this one, but here we are. Ashy Slashy begins.