This one's for Gene Hackman (and Tony Scott, John Cazale, Jason Robards, Larry King, and any of the other deceased legends we talk about this week)
The Conversation: 00:00
Enemy of the State: 51:08
Sorry if you liked this movie and wanted to listen to a podcast where others liked it
Excited to see what Bridget's been up to the last 20 years! And which of our characters may or may not be dead. How will we rank them? You know you're dying to find out.
Baby: 00:00
Mad About the Boy: 53:50
Time for Bridget Jones! Please don't choke on your tea and crumpets.
Bridget Jones's Diary: 00:00
The Edge of Reason: 50:39
We go back to 1979 to finish the Captain America TV films. We rank all 7. What will we do next????
We give a ranking of all the MCU movies! Although Daniel had to be different and include the TV shows.
Civil War: 00:00
Brave New World: 1:13:53
Captain America hits theaters again this weekend, so we thought it's a good time to head back into the MCU. Hope you nerds are happy!
The First Avenger: 00:00
The Winter Soldier: 45:04
Before we get into the MCU Captain America films, we go through the 1990 version. There are 2 TV movies from the 70s that, for some reason, we decided not to do. Please let us know if we should do them.
Time for more fun in the sun! That means double the Ds, and triple the CGI.
Piranha 3D: 00:00
Piranha 3DD: 44:05
They fly now! We rank James Cameron and talk about his "debut" film, then dive into the obligatory TV movie.
Piranha II: The Spawning: 00:00
Piranha (1995): 57:10
We make the transition from lions to piranhas this week. Barry Jenkins, you have much to atone for.
Mufasa: The Lion King: 00:00
Piranha: 46:33
I'd say this is meaningless, but I do hope you listen and get something out of it. We rank some Jon Favreau movies. Thanks Nolan.
The Lion King 1 1/2: 00:00
The Lion King (2019): 35:13
Recorded atop Pride Rock. Hakuna Matata.
The Lion King: 00:00
The Lion King II: Simba's Pride: 1:16:21
We did it! We finished Ernest, and now it's time to rank them! This episode is dedicated to Matty Ragz, for watching along with us. I hope you all enjoy the holidays.
Slam Dunk: 00:00
Africa: 27:37
Army: 52:44
2 more Ernests, featuring special guest ShutUpTim! Check us out on Bluesky, I guess.
Jail: 00:00
Scared Stupid: 1:13:00
Was Harley Quinn really pregnant? Was that meant to be Heath Ledger's Joker at the end? Why did Todd Phillips direct the actors to sing poorly? Find out in this episode! Or don't, because we have zero idea.
Guest time! Aaron Farinelli (Whale Fall) joins us to talk about THE THING. Sadly, that Carpenter one got sandwiched between those 2 nobody has seen. But we rank Carpenter and have a great time, so you better as well. Or else.
(Logan uses the wrong mic for the first 17 minutes)
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The Thing from Another World: 00:00
The Thing (1982): 39:04
The Thing (2011): 1:34:19