Coverage of the 3 Ninja franchise KICKS off!

Rocky loves Emily and instant diarrhea!

(DTrain is traveling, and Logan asked me to credit myself for writing the episode description. I believe he was afraid I would write something stupid, but it ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! - Tim)

This week we discuss elderly Thailand resident John Rambo and his hot niece.

So excited to talk about Tina Turner and Charlize, we decided to jump the gun this week. (Thanks again, P.Dot!)

D-Grain and H-Stalk join the cult of He Who Walks Behind The Rows.

We talked about Arnold Schwarzenegger and Larry the Cable Guy Christmas movies for two and a half hours. We are idiots.

We finally wrap up our X-Men coverage with a discussion about Jackman's last hurrah and a ranking of the 9 X-Men/Wolverine movies. Then, we finally dig into the biggest movie ever (except Avatar) and do a massive MCU ranking. 

We saw another movie in theaters! A guy did something creepy to Henry! One of us really liked this! Like, too much! 

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA!!! LIVING DEAD GIRL!!! Henry and Daniel review the motherfucking Rob Zombie Halloween movies, you peckerwood son of a bitch. 

Ehren Kruger sullies the franchise with some reindeer games and then K-Dubs returns after 11 years to put some fight back into it. 

Len Wiseman invites us to a key party and then everything turns to shit.