We're back in Forks with Real Weird Martha in tow to discuss our introductions to characters like "Buff Jacob" and "Bryce Dallas Howard."

In which we find out whether Henry is Team Edward or Team Jacob. But is there a third option? Talking Twi this week on The Franchise, covering all things Cullen and Swan.

A classic is discussed! We're gonna require many themes and lists, plus the return of a long-dormant favorite. Then, Popeye Doyle turns to heroin?!

Paramount Plus offers up a BRAND NEW Paranormal Activity movie with AMISH. OR ARE THEY??????????? Also, a Latin one and a really shitty one.