We make the transition from lions to piranhas this week. Barry Jenkins, you have much to atone for.
Mufasa: The Lion King: 00:00
Piranha: 46:33
I'd say this is meaningless, but I do hope you listen and get something out of it. We rank some Jon Favreau movies. Thanks Nolan.
The Lion King 1 1/2: 00:00
The Lion King (2019): 35:13
Recorded atop Pride Rock. Hakuna Matata.
The Lion King: 00:00
The Lion King II: Simba's Pride: 1:16:21
We did it! We finished Ernest, and now it's time to rank them! This episode is dedicated to Matty Ragz, for watching along with us. I hope you all enjoy the holidays.
Slam Dunk: 00:00
Africa: 27:37
Army: 52:44
2 more Ernests, featuring special guest ShutUpTim! Check us out on Bluesky, I guess.
Jail: 00:00
Scared Stupid: 1:13:00
Was Harley Quinn really pregnant? Was that meant to be Heath Ledger's Joker at the end? Why did Todd Phillips direct the actors to sing poorly? Find out in this episode! Or don't, because we have zero idea.
Guest time! Aaron Farinelli (Whale Fall) joins us to talk about THE THING. Sadly, that Carpenter one got sandwiched between those 2 nobody has seen. But we rank Carpenter and have a great time, so you better as well. Or else.
(Logan uses the wrong mic for the first 17 minutes)
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The Thing from Another World: 00:00
The Thing (1982): 39:04
The Thing (2011): 1:34:19
We're done! We rank Hellraisers. Logan didn't plug in his microphone, somehow Daniel couldn't tell the difference
It's a Cenobite. It's the Lament Configuration. It's Superman!
Deader: 00:00
Hellworld: 31:30
Revelations: 1:01:40
SO MUCH MAYHEM!
Inferno: 00:00
Hellseeker: 50:47
Fantasy basketball (currently scheduled for Sunday 10/20 at 9PM Eastern)
Let's travel through all sorts of time with Pinhead
Hell on Earth: 00:00
Bloodline: 53:00
Get your suits on; it's treasure huntin' time!!
Into the Blue: 00:00
Into the Blue 2: The Reef: 1:12:30
I hope you didn't read the title of this episode out loud...
Tim Burton rankings: 5:30
Beetlejuice: 16:00
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice: 1:19:45
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Get it? That's how the logo is done in the Alien movies... Pretty clever. Shoutout Andy the Android.
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First, Daniel goes through the TV pilot for "L.A.'s Finest", then we finish up the legendary Bad Boys films.
L.A.'s Finest: 00:00
Bad Boys for Life: 18:15
Bad Boys: Ride or Die: 1:05:40
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I hope you aren't wearing your skirts this week
Bad Boys: 00:00
Bad Boys II: 52:30
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