ABC remade Dirty Dancing as a Jukebox Musical! It was 3 hours long! We watched it! 

First, David Fincher shaves Ripley's head and has her commit suicide and then Jeanne-Pierre Jeunet flashes forward a billion years and has her fuck an alien. This franchise goes off the rails but quick. 

Nathan Sherwood joins us for a deep dive through the chests of two classics. First, we examine Ridley Scott's claustrophobic horror film and then James Cameron's explosive, fun follow-up. Come for the gruesome gore, stay for the cute cats.

It's a racism-off! Come find out who wins! Plus, Henry invents a game. A fair game.

We finally tell the story of how Daniel insulted Brett Ratner in front of Henry. And we may even score an interview with the RatPac founder himself.

You will believe a reboot can suck. But aren't Mulder and Scully just the best, guys? I mean, really.