We ask the questions that matter, like what does the title Crossing Jordan mean anyway? And what's the day-to-day of a robot cop's life?
A bonus episode! We find that we are not too afraid to go back into the water and Daniel has to remind Henry how we know the lead of the movie.
We're discussing a stone-cold classic this week and then discuss how our personal interactions with Frank Miller led us to expect disappointment from its sequel.
Raul Julia, Imma let you finish, but Chris Klein gave the best Street Fighter performance of all time! Meanwhile, where are the streets? Where is the fighting? WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!
Get over here! Henry and Daniel venture to Outworld this week to down-up the shit out of you all like Sheeva curb stomping Noob Saibot. We once again have cause to celebrate the genius of Paul W.S. and even invent a reality competition show for him to co-star in. A merry Joe Rogan to you all!
Daniel gets hung up on hockey logistics and Henry enjoys making hockey puns! Our year of Seann William Scott continues unabated.
Henry discusses his favorite seasons of The Real World and we have a major revelation about the NBC sitcom Just Shoot Me.
Henry discusses his favorite seasons of The Real World and we have a major revelation about the NBC sitcom Just Shoot Me.
We discuss the first of Kryszstof Kieslowski's tryptich about the colors of the French Flag. You know, for a change or whatever.
We commemorate Summer 2020, with this Netflix juggernaut starring all your favorites: Joey King, her ex-boyfriend, Lee, Tuppen, Rachel, the British girl I think we forgot about in the episode, the OMG girls (both Ms), the dead mom, Molly Ringwald, Marco and the rest of the ostensible gang.
Connery makes a surprisingly classy return, and then Christopher Walken and Grace Jones desperately try to come to the aide of an elderly fellow.
The good one and the space one.
We return to Bond just in time for Roger Moore to exclusively pun and bone. Plus, Sheriff J.W. Pepper makes his triumphant debut.
We greet our new Asta with curiosity and disdain, as Nick and Nora solve two more engaging mysteries. Plenty of dad angst!
We reckon with Shemp this week on The Franchise. Plus, is Asta a bad husband?
Daniel's dad wanted to hear him yap about William Powell and Myrna Loy for a few weeks. Strap in. At one point, Asta pops a balloon.
Jim Carrey returns, even bigger. Then, Ace must return, much smaller. Some discussion of The Sandlot.
Dedicated to Alexander Godunov. A 4-year anniversary celebration of James Carrey and Tonathan Loc.
Don't go, Djinn! We'll miss you!
We finally got around to the most recent Jumanji. It doesn't go how we expected it to.
Daniel and Henry shred their vocal chords doing Djinn impressions for 2 hours.
Welcome to ye olde Franchise, where we talk about actual movies and rank the films of Cate Blanchett.
Good news: we're done watching these movies. Bad news: We still had to talk about two more of them, plus a YouTube video or something? Also, we ranked them. Plus, we listen to pitches about which superior country we should move to.
A line is drawn in the corn.